| Jun. 1st, 2005 @ 11:04 pm bacon grease is highly flamable!!!! |
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So amonth the things tha happen to me are this, yesterday i almost sat the building on fire.
After reading the email from my friend in wich he claims i'm his ex-gf's lover, i was highly altered.
So, rich asked me to prepare dinner, so idecided to make somenthing easy. Hamburguers.
My cooking, wasn't about to be easy, I wanted Bacon in the hamburguers so, i did the french fries, the bacon and the meat, then i decided to do some sweet peas on the bacon's fat,you know for the taste of it. As so happens the peas were wet, i just had towed them since they were frozen, so in the hurry i placed them on the very, very,very hot pan with the bacon fat.
All of a suddent flames started to come out , like fuckind 3 feet high flames, and i said : Oh well , nice i got flammed peas, this should be tasty, a couple of seconds after the flames kept on going, i got scared, since half of the flame was blue, it meant they were reaaalllyy hot. So as any normal person would do, o took the pan out of the stove and putted in the sink, and opened the fosset to get some water in it, it took several seconds for the flames to die.
So, as i was placing the pan back in the stove, i continued to cook the peas, so the water that i had just poured will dry; the FUCKING fire alarm went off!!! AHH!!! Richard rushed down the stairs, thank good he didn't see the flames.... **puff** so he lookes at me and says,: " I tought this would be asimple meal, we are inthe middle of the observing run," as so happens we were taking 30 minutes exposures of a cluster ( NGC 6811), so to complete the friking thing, the telescope stowed, the fire lights were blinking, the sound was horrible, and the University of Arizona police arrived.
So i opened some windows to try to get the smoke out without getting any light outside the house, as richard tried to turn off the fire alarm and not let the telescope get stowed. so he comes back to me and says,:" Luisa, No more smoke ok?" and i go ok rich , sorry...
I was about to cry.
So we continued working, and i was messing everything up, rich would say, give me the coordinates for this and that, i gave them to him , but ended up sending the telescope all around. I got all south and north confused, all east and west, I was a mess. SO rich says, : " luisa, if you are not gonna do it right get out of here!" that is his way of saying take a brake. SO i was all in tears.
I told him: "don't get pissed i'm just having a hard time with this fucking thing!" and he goes " well gohave a cigarrete , take a brake" So i did.
Then like an ahour after that, the Chief of the University of ARizona Police Department Called, as so happens the fire alarm wakes him up, he is this like 75 yr old dude that goes to bed at 9:00 and there he is being waken up by a fire alarm up at the Observatory, 10,500 feet up in a mountain.
HE was very worried that the protestors had set the building on fire or somenthing, so Rich has to tell him, that there was nothing wrong just us cooking. I Felt like crap! LOL, so after that rich hasn't stopped bugging me about me almost setting the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope, a multimillion dollar telescope on fire.
Now we just laugh about it.
this stuff only happens to me.
at least we had some nice flammed hamburguers. |
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